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Nate the Snake

So, I recently found what I would call the world's longest joke. It's called "Nate the Snake", and can be found here: natethesnake.com
Here's a copy of the joke. Prepare yourself for a long read.






So, there's a man crawling through the desert.



He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it s...

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The Quest for the Holy Grail Secret Key

About a year ago, I managed to lose my PGP secret key during a computer reset. Every couple of years, I will factory reset my PC, only keeping a few important files. This helps stop it from slowing down too much, as junk never gets a chance to build up a lot.

However, in the reset that I performed about a year ago, I forgot to copy my secret key, and it was deleted, along with the rest of my hard drive's files. I have searched multiple times through all of my backups to find a copy, but have ...

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New Blog!

So, seeing as you're reading this, you seem to have noticed that I've made a new blog! However, unlike the old one, this one has been written completely from scrath, rather than relying on WordPress. This means it's much more lightweight, making it load much faster than the old one.

The way it works is simple: I write the posts straight into the database using phpMyAdmin, and the site reads them from that database to show them to you. That's it.

I might add more to this post in the ...

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